S A T I R E Paramount Pictures today announced an exciting new reboot of the Terminator franchise where Arnold Schwarzenegger’s eponymous cyborg character is sent from the future to a time before humanity was enslaved. But this time, he’s woke, and he’ll just tell humans to submit to the government and evil corporations controlling their lives. […]
S A T I R E According to White House sources, President Biden was briefed on Governor Cuomo’s resignation, after also being briefed on who Governor Cuomo is, and also what a governor is. “Oh boy — he resigned just because he sexually harassed women?” said Biden to the picture on the wall behind the […]
S A T I R E Olympic wrestler Tamyra Mensah-Stock was stripped of her gold medal Thursday after several of the athlete’s pro-USA comments were circulated online. A spokesman for the United States Olympic Committee (USOC) said there’s no place for that type of vulgar language in sports today. … Ms. Mensah-Stock was already on […]
S A T I R E According to sources, Democrats in Washington really want people to get vaccinated. When it comes to undocumented immigrants, however, Democrats don’t really seem to care as much. This led … Damien Cooper to pose as an illegal immigrant so politicians won’t bother him about getting vaccinated all the time. “Hola,” […]
S A T I R E Guest Op-Ed by Frank T Rutherford Everyone is all, “Ooh! The virus is out there and going to get me! I’m going to hide in my house and wear my mask! Please inject me with stuff and tell me it will protect me!” It’s pathetic. No wonder nowadays people […]
S A T I R E The Federal Bureau of Investigations has announced that it has uncovered a group planning to hatch terror plots all across the country. In a shocking twist, the organization is headquartered right in Washington, D.C., at the J. Edgar Hoover FBI building. The group was uncovered after FBI agents began […]
S A T I R E Forlorn Amazon warehouse workers returned to their shifts after enjoying a ten-minute break for the first time in their entire employment today as Bezos rocket disappointingly returned to earth. The hopeful workers had gathered around televisions in break rooms, saying their prayers and watching in wonderment as Bezos’s rocket […]
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S A T I R E Confederate statues are once again on the chopping block as the House pushes to have them removed. … “This sacred space has been defiled for too long,” said House Majority Leader Steny Hoyer. “That is why we must remove these hateful symbols and replace them with something that does reflect […]
