Fear not: Trump unveils 12-year plan; By 3rd term, all will be good

Fear not: Trump unveils 12-year plan; By 3rd term, all will be good

S A T I R E With the nation anxious about the ramifications of widespread tariffs, President Trump [unveiled his 12-year economic plan, promising that all will be good. Trump quoted Romans 8:28 to validate his stance: “And we know that in all things God works for the good of those who love him, who […]

Man stunned after encounter of the human kind with 7-year-old

Man stunned after encounter of the human kind with 7-year-old

S A T I R E Local seven-year-old Benjamin Gunther was outed as a homeschooler after he looked an adult directly in the eyes while speaking in complete sentences. The incident occurred at a barber shop, when the barber called him back for his haircut and asked if the girls with him were both his […]

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