Study finds dramatic attitude shift among voters convinced Russia rigged 2016 election

Study finds dramatic attitude shift among voters convinced Russia rigged 2016 election

SATIRE A study has found a strong connection between believing Russia rigged the 2016 election and now suddenly believing elections are entirely foolproof, trustworthy, and unhackable. “It seems that people who screamed about Russia for 4 years now have a 100% chance of encouraging everyone to accept the 2020 election results without question,” said study […]

Democrats weigh compassionate seminars to reeducate former Trump officials

Democrats weigh compassionate seminars to reeducate former Trump officials

SATIRE Leading Democrats are pushing for unity in our nation, and they’ve found a new way to implement the unity in a mandatory way: “Unity Camps,” special institutions designed to teach and train Republicans to unify. “There’s nothing that’ll make Republicans want unity more than a nice, relaxing stay in one of our Unity Camps,” […]

‘Dying wish’: Deeply-moving justification for widespread voting irregularities revealed

‘Dying wish’: Deeply-moving justification for widespread voting irregularities revealed

FUNNIES The Biden campaign has revealed Joe Biden’s dying wish: to be elected president. According to spokespeople, Biden’s loved ones gathered around him as he laid on his bed in the basement and whispered, “Just… let… me… be… president… of the…. aggggggh….” Eventually, they figured out what he meant: his dying wish was to beat […]

‘Dark days’: CNN in mourning over confirmation of ACB

‘Dark days’: CNN in mourning over confirmation of ACB

FUNNIES ATLANTA, Ga — CNN is in mourning today after the confirmation of Amy Coney Barrett to the U.S. Supreme Court. To recognize this momentous tragedy, CNN President Jeff Zucker has announced that the majestic flag of the People’s Republic of China will be flown at half-mast for the remainder of the day. “This is […]

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