Google Maps drops the hammer, deletes state of Georgia

Google Maps drops the hammer, deletes state of Georgia

S A T I R E Tech giant Google announced today that they are removing the entire state of Georgia from their Google Maps platform, effective immediately. This comes in response to the state’s recent voter law that many are calling racist. “We cannot allow these racist laws to stand,” said a spokesman from the […]

Progress: MLB drops ID requirement on alcohol sales

Progress: MLB drops ID requirement on alcohol sales

S A T I R E Major League Baseball has announced that they will no longer be requiring any form of valid ID for the purchase of alcohol at all games. “We stand firm against racism and will never again require ID, and unfairly restrict people from purchasing alcohol,” said MLB spokesman Doug Wisacre. “Drinks […]

Breakthrough: U.S. military brings diversity to canine units

Breakthrough: U.S. military brings diversity to canine units

S A T I R E Secretary of Defense Lloyd Austin has directed all branches of the military to step up diversity efforts when it comes to working dogs in canine units. For the first time, the military — which has always favored German Shepherds in the past — will admit other breeds such as Chihuahuas and Pomeranians. “We’ve always […]

Nike promises fun, fun, fun for migrant kids at its factories worldwide

Nike promises fun, fun, fun for migrant kids at its factories worldwide

S A T I R E Sneaker manufacturer Nike has graciously reached out to the Biden administration with an offer to house thousands of unaccompanied migrant children at their factories around the globe. “Nike is committed to being a good corporate citizen. We are proud to assist the Biden administration by caring for these unaccompanied […]

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