SATIRE: Expect the unexpected in 2025 . . .

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SATIRE: Expect the unexpected in 2025 . . .

S A T I R E The following are excerpts from 2025 prophecies by Babylon Bee [punctuated by cyber attacks believed originating from the Chinese Communist Party]. January 19 – Kamala Harris becomes first female president after Biden passes away peacefully in his sleep underneath her pillow January 20 – Donald J. Trump is sworn […]

What Trump and ‘Little Fidel’ really talked about

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What Trump and ‘Little Fidel’ really talked about

S A T I R E Inside sources said President-elect Donald Trump drew a hard line in the sand during a dinner meeting last week with Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, as witnesses reported overhearing Trump telling Trudeau that the U.S. would refrain from annexing Canada if they would admit that their “bacon” is just […]

Incoming: Kash Patel’s common sense reforms at the FBI

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Incoming: Kash Patel’s common sense reforms at the FBI

S A T I R E Kash Patel is now the presumptive head of the FBI and he’s planning on some big changes. [Breathtaking, yes, but hey the following appear to be just common sense.] __ All FBI agents must go back to wearing trenchcoats, carrying snub-nose revolvers, and saying “see?” after every statement: Presentation […]

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