S A T I R E November 4, 2026 After the political winds [and the most secure election in human history] ushered in sweeping changes to the Lone Star State last night, [formerly red neighborhoods emptied, making way for the blue wave as] Texans were seen crossing the Rio Grande into Mexico. “We’re setting off […]
S A T I R E November 2, 2026 [Not satire: The Vatican on Oct. 30, 2026, confirmed that Pope Leo has submitted his mail ballot, making him the first pontiff in history to vote in a U.S. election. “Pope Leo XIV has exercised his right to vote as a United States citizen, whenever he […]
S A T I R E One of the mainstays of America’s legislative branch was seen roaming the corridors of the U.S. Capitol building, as the spirit of Mitch McConnell returned to the Senate [in what has been described as an act of Disney]. The Kentucky senator had been out of the public eye for […]
S A T I R E [Despite all the controversy in Los Angeles about election fraud and mail-in ballots, the proof was in the pudding: Democracy won.] Following last week’s primary elections, L.A. residents now face a difficult choice in the general election between an avowed communist and an avowed communist. Incumbent communist Karen Bass […]