Rocket man Bezos blasts off; Workforce grateful for 10-minute break

Rocket man Bezos blasts off; Workforce grateful for 10-minute break

S A T I R E Forlorn Amazon warehouse workers returned to their shifts after enjoying a ten-minute break for the first time in their entire employment today as Bezos rocket disappointingly returned to earth. The hopeful workers had gathered around televisions in break rooms, saying their prayers and watching in wonderment as Bezos’s rocket […]

New fad: Gender fluidity

New fad: Gender fluidity

S A T I R E While waiting in line for the bathroom at the airport, local woman Kendra Carson announced she suddenly identified as male, just so she could avoid waiting in the lengthy line for the women’s restroom. “I suddenly feel my identity is actually male,” she said as she cut in front […]

Leaders who destroyed world’s top economies agree on the fix: It’s in

Leaders who destroyed world’s top economies agree on the fix: It’s in

S A T I R E According to sources, the people who ruined the world’s economies by promoting lockdowns, economic shutdowns, and printing cash have gathered in the United Kingdom this week to discuss how to fix the world’s economies. The very people who implemented anti-science policies that simultaneously did nothing to stop COVID and […]

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