S A T I R E After workshopping several potential slogans with Democratic focus groups, the 2024 Biden campaign has settled on “Death To America”. “This is what the Biden Presidency is all about,” announced President Biden as the campaign banner was unfurled. …. According to sources within the campaign, Biden began considering the slogan […]
S A T I R E Despite ominous polling data showing former President Donald Trump holding leads in key battleground states, there are strong indications that President Joe Biden is still polling well among the important 3 A.M. mail-in ballot demographic. Democratic strategists expressed confidence that this crucial voting block, which played an important role […]
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S A T I R E Former President Donald Trump successfully had the [frequently absent] President Biden evicted from the White House. …. “Surprise!” Trump said as he jumped out of a secret passage, revealing he had been living in the walls for the last 30 days. “It’s me, your favorite squatter. Now get out, […]
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S A T I R E A local girl poured out her heart and soul to her parents this week, expressing deep-seated dreams of one day being overweight and ugly enough to be a Target model. The little girl’s aspirations, grown out of years spent staring at Target advertisements in print and online, had built […]
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S A T I R E The former chairwoman of the Republican National Committee will not remain unemployed for long following her resignation, as Ronna McDaniel has been hired at the Democratic National Committee due to her extensive experience in defeating Republicans. After building an impressive resume of keeping Republican candidates from being elected to […]
