S A T I R E [Dear Google and Facebook], Everyone knows the 2020 election was literally the most secure and fair presidential election—like, ever. …[H]ere is the undeniable evidence the election was fair: 1. Literally everyone says so: Duh. The 2020 election couldn’t have been rigged because all the people who are cool and smart and […]
S A T I R E While waiting in line for the bathroom at the airport, local woman Kendra Carson announced she suddenly identified as male, just so she could avoid waiting in the lengthy line for the women’s restroom. “I suddenly feel my identity is actually male,” she said as she cut in front […]
FUNNIES More
S A T I R E Townhall
S A T I R E According to sources, beloved North Korean tyrant and lover of doughnuts Kim Jong-Un is now attending Columbia University, a prestigious Ivy League school, to learn new brainwashing techniques for his regime. “I thought I knew all there was to know about communist indoctrination, but I was wrong,” said the […]
S A T I R E According to sources, the people who ruined the world’s economies by promoting lockdowns, economic shutdowns, and printing cash have gathered in the United Kingdom this week to discuss how to fix the world’s economies. The very people who implemented anti-science policies that simultaneously did nothing to stop COVID and […]
S A T I R E More
S A T I R E Townhall
S A T I R E Congress has voted down a proposed commission to look into the events of January 6th after everyone realized that Trump actually won the election fair and square in 2020. “Wow, I guess I never really saw it that way!” said Senator Chuck Schumer . . . . “The election […]
S A T I R E Amazon has purchased MGM Studios and the famous Bond franchise for $8.45 billion, according to reports. Current Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos expressed his excitement over the purchase. “We are looking forward to bringing the story of British superspy James Bond into new and exciting directions!” said Bezos. “I can’t give […]
