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According to sources, beloved North Korean tyrant and lover of doughnuts Kim Jong-Un is now attending Columbia University, a prestigious Ivy League school, to learn new brainwashing techniques for his regime.
“I thought I knew all there was to know about communist indoctrination, but I was wrong,” said the ruthless dictator to reporters after sitting through a 2-hour lecture. …
According to experts, Ivy League schools in America boast the world’s finest anti-Western propaganda and brainwashing techniques. The North Korean dictator expressed hope that his newfound knowledge would help him make his citizens more robotically obedient.
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