FBI plans to investigate January 6, 2021 on pretty much a daily basis
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Time to panic: CDC study confirms that all who contacted Covid will eventually die
S A T I R E The CDC has announced the results of an alarming new study: everyone who has ever been infected with COVID-19 will die at some point in their life. “Yes, everyone who gets COVID will die,” said a spokesperson for the CDC. “Maybe not immediately, but at some point, in the future. […]
Have yourself a Fauci little Christmas . . .
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Left’s policy of ‘complete and utter destruction’ of USA not catching on for unknown reasons
S A T I R E It’s been a terrible time for the Left in America. Wokeness is a slur, and President Joe Biden’s approval rating has plummeted, with his agenda crashing and burning and few Americans upset about it. . . . All of this has made the Left start to wonder if their […]
‘I was living a lie’: Wallace comes out as fake news journalist
S A T I R E After being in the closet for over 18 years at Fox News, news anchor Chris Wallace has come out officially as a fake news journalist. … “I attempted real news for a long time, but I was living a lie,” said Wallace in his official statement on Fox News. […]
Florida troops storm Europe, liberate unvaccinated Germans in concentration camps
S A T I R E Thousands of Florida State Guard Soldiers were seen landing on German beaches this week, following orders by Gov. DeSantis to liberate the concentration camps filled with unvaccinated German citizens. “Och nein! Ze Florida Men are here!” cried the German army, as they abandoned the beach and ran for the hills. Within […]
Method acting: Accidents waiting to happen
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Conservative Momma interviews Dr. Fauci
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Bullets on the loose called an issue in the Windy City
S A T I R E Thanksgiving weekend is a time of family gatherings and gratitude in the windy city. This weekend, however, the holiday was marred by 40 tragic bullet accidents. According to reports, five of the accidental bullet-to-body incidents were fatal. “These unavoidable bullet accidents are just something we must learn to live […]
Love fest: What’s not to like says Psaki of ‘not terrible’ Kamala Harris
S A T I R E In a surprise press conference in D.C. today, Press Secretary Jen Psaki — completely out of the blue and for no apparent reason — announced that Kamala Harris is extremely likable and very good at her job and everything is just fine. “I am proud to announce to you […]