S A T I R E Pairs Figure Skating, a staple of the Winter Olympics ever since its inception, is angering dozens of people around the world with its bigoted implication that there are only two genders. “I can’t believe they’re forcing this sort of backward garbage on China, the most progressive country on earth!” said […]
S A T I R E AFT President Randi Weingarten spoke out today to clarify that the teachers union official “pro-choice” stance only applies to killing babies, not to parents being able to decide where their children attend school. The controversy stemmed from a poorly-worded email intended to bolster support for abortion rights among the union’s Democrat base. […]
S A T I R E As Russian troops assemble at Ukraine’s border ahead of a possible land invasion, President Biden has taken swift action by deploying an elite seal team to evacuate his son Hunter’s money. “At my direction, military operatives infiltrated a bank to evacuate my son’s stash of sweet, sweet Burisma cash before Russia […]
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S A T I R E In a landmark ruling, the U.S. Supreme Court has determined that Biden’s vaccine mandate for private businesses is unconstitutional. However, in a split decision, they also determined that healthcare workers are the only ones who should not be allowed to make decisions about their own health. “Healthcare workers have […]
S A T I R E The nation’s capital was rocked this morning after a new report by Project Veritas revealed that Dr. Fauci, who is the living embodiment of SCIENCE itself, may have lied under oath about engineering deadly coronaviruses in a Wuhan lab. “This is devastating,” said Neil deGrasse Tyson, one of the venerable high-priests […]
by WorldTribune Staff, January 11, 2022 A new spoof ad mocking Pfizer is going viral. The Covid World noted in posting the video: “They say laughter is the best medicine, but a spoof ad mocking Pfizer, or rather Schizer, may be a bitter pill to swallow. The parody ad entitled ‘Schizer | Because We Care […]
S A T I R E American businesses are now requiring employees to test positive for COVID before beginning their workday, since catching COVID is now the best way to prove you’ve been vaccinated. [This may also be the best work-around to the growing industry in counterfeit vaccination passports and apps.] The new self-imposed mandates come hot on the heels […]
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S A T I R E The CDC has announced the results of an alarming new study: everyone who has ever been infected with COVID-19 will die at some point in their life. “Yes, everyone who gets COVID will die,” said a spokesperson for the CDC. “Maybe not immediately, but at some point, in the future. […]
