Official White House portrait: A work in progress
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CDC : Terrifying new symptom-free ‘stealth’ virus defies detection
S A T I R E CDC Director Dr. Rochelle Walensky held a press conference to warn the public about a deadly new “stealth” COVID-19 variant that causes negative test results and causes no symptoms. “This deadly variant has bypassed our most sophisticated tests by ingeniously becoming harmless to the human body,” said Director Walensky. […]
Transcript of Biden speech rehearsal prompted change in medication
S A T I R E [Out of consideration for the dignity of the Office of the President of the United States, only selected excerpts of a transcript of the Biden dress rehearsal follow and in some cases editors determined that paraphrasing was more appropriate. The former Obama White House official who provided it is […]
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Democrat partisans in federal agencies are making a difference
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Trump train vs the U.S. Department of Justice: No laughing matter
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You go first: Leftists advocating global depopulation selflessly yield their place in line
S A T I R E A new study discovered that although scores of leftists are demanding something be done to combat overpopulation, not a single one has volunteered to die first. “Oh no, not me! I’m good, thanks,” said climate activist Leonardo DiCaprio. “While we do need to knock down the earth’s population a […]
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January 6 Hearings will be back for Season 2; New Trump-hating actress sought to replace Liz
S A T I R E After a critically acclaimed first season that was allegedly watched by some people, the producers of the January 6th Hearings have sadly confirmed that their star Liz Cheney will not be returning for season 2. “Liz was a standout in season 1 and we’re sad to see her go,” […]
‘Conservative’ in crisis: Pence hasn’t been targeted by FBI
S A T I R E According to several reports, so-called “conservative” Mike Pence hasn’t even been raided by the FBI yet. [According to] political pundit and local dairy farmer Dale Dibbons. “It’s cuz he’s a dang Washington swamp RINO, that’s why!” …. Experts concurred with that assessment, saying if Pence was a true conservative […]