Ruling class can’t wait to get world back to ‘normal’
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Imagine: Biden’s all-female press team would shatter non-verbal communications barriers
SATIRE WASHINGTON, D.C.—Biden’s transition team has announced they will be appointing an all-female communications team. According to sources, the team will not tell the nation what’s wrong, since the nation should already know. “It’s fine. Everything’s fine. Nothing’s wrong, OK!?” said Jen Psaki in her first press conference as a part of Biden’s team. … Insiders […]
Thanksgiving collection, 2020: An abundance of irony
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Walmart to covid tyrants: Thank you, thank you, thank you . . .
SATIRE In an open letter addressed to state officials, Walmart leadership expressed gratefulness to the government for inflating their sales and stock price while completely pulverizing their small business competition. “Yeah, we know 2020 has been tough for the little people,” said one board member while shoveling piles of cash into his vault. “But it’s been […]
You live in a state with a control freak governor; Here’s how to enjoy Thanksgiving
SATIRE from BabylonBee Many state governors are implementing holiday bans and restrictions. It can be tough to navigate all the rules and regulations, especially when they’re conflicting, constantly changing, and not even followed by the people who made them. So, we consulted with health experts and came up with this one easy tip to help […]
Study finds dramatic attitude shift among voters convinced Russia rigged 2016 election
SATIRE A study has found a strong connection between believing Russia rigged the 2016 election and now suddenly believing elections are entirely foolproof, trustworthy, and unhackable. “It seems that people who screamed about Russia for 4 years now have a 100% chance of encouraging everyone to accept the 2020 election results without question,” said study […]
Hey man; Trump has been blocking progress
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Corporate priorities
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Democrats weigh compassionate seminars to reeducate former Trump officials
SATIRE Leading Democrats are pushing for unity in our nation, and they’ve found a new way to implement the unity in a mandatory way: “Unity Camps,” special institutions designed to teach and train Republicans to unify. “There’s nothing that’ll make Republicans want unity more than a nice, relaxing stay in one of our Unity Camps,” […]
Who says Democrats are atheistic Marxists? In miracle, 5 Biden ballots turned into 5,000!
FUNNIES DETROIT, MI — In an event Democrats can only describe as miraculous, a ballot counter has turned an offering of only 5 humble ballots into 5,000 votes for Biden. Poll workers and Biden voters are celebrating the miracle which could put Biden over the top in their state. According to witnesses, a little boy […]