S A T I R E HEAVEN — According to sources, . . . Rush Limbaugh’s show has been renewed for an infinite number of seasons. …. “Greetings thrill-seekers, music lovers, conversationalists all across the fruited plain!” Limbaugh began in his first-ever celestial broadcast. “This is Heaven’s anchorman, the Doctor of Democracy, your own lovable […]
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FUNNIES WHO DID IT⁉️ Which one of you spastic maggots actually voted for this pathetic !&@$#* frantic ^>+!?#+€* clown show &$:%#* Commie <+£# freak parade now making an utter disgrace of our once-beloved USA⁉️ Was it YOU, private Screw-Up⁉️ WHO the &$%# DID IT⁉️ Courtesy of real_sawman, Instagram
S A T I R E Refusing to be influenced by parents, city leaders, or science, the Chicago Teachers Union today reiterated their steadfast commitment to drinking coffee in yoga pants. However, after intense pressure from Mayor Lightfoot, the teachers have finally agreed to return to work if the following demands are met: Empty classrooms: Every […]
S A T I R E Fox News has projected the Tampa Bay Buccaneers will be the winners of Super Bowl LV, despite it being only 4 minutes into the first quarter. “Our expert analysts are now calling the game for Tampa Bay,” said anchor Chris Wallace [according to a Babylon Bee analysis]. More …. However […]
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S A T I R E Hot on the heels of the anal swab, China has released its innovative new anal mask to fight COVID. “You can’t be too careful — try a mask over your backside today,” said one of the developers of the new product. “We’ve tried face masks, we’ve tried double masks, […]
