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“In a complex world of international intrigue and shadowy conspiracies, who is to say what is right or wrong anymore? Are you a good guy, or a bad guy?” Who knows?!

So Babylon Bee consulted a morality expert to help ordinary people discern the good, the bad and the merely ugly.

“Are you a bad guy? Keep an eye out for these warning signs”:

• Paragliders seem like a great tool for murdering: They’re supposed to be for recreation, silly!
• Your biggest supporters are Ayatollah Khamenei and Mia Khalifa: Yikes.
• Biden just gave you $6 billion: Never a good sign.
• College kids love you: Yep, you’re definitely the bad guy.

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