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Six out of six Micro$oft haters agree: 'Bill Gates is a liar'

By Scott McCollum
SPECIAL TO WORLD TRIBUNE.COM
May 1, 2002

The day before May Day (sometimes referred to as ÒCommunist ChristmasÓ), CNETÕs News.com ran an over-1,600 word one-sided hatchet piece by Joe Wilcox attacking Microsoft co-founder Bill GatesÕ testimony in the antitrust trial last week. Wilcox culled his information from the usual suspects of fashionable Microsoft-haters from elitist Ivy League universities, so-called Òconsumer friendlyÓ antitrust attorneys and biased industry analysts. Wilcox found six Microsoft haters who are all for breaking up Microsoft because they know it will catapult the world into a technological utopia. Not only that, but any factual points that Mr. Gates made during his testimony about the benefits of a stable and consistent computing platform (Microsoft Windows) for our free market economy is secondary to their theories of how industry should work. Yes, what WilcoxÕs story says is six out of six Microsoft-haters agree: Bill Gates is lying when he says that Microsoft is an innovative company and it must be destroyed for the benefit of all mankind.

I wouldnÕt have too much to say about this piece had Wilcox even considered asking the venerable economist Dr. Walter E. Williams of George Mason University or libertarian icon Robert W. Tracinski for their views on the Microsoft antitrust suit in the interest of journalistic balance. Much of what the six Microsoft-haters in WilcoxÕs article is conjecture and sounds like it could be coming from the writers of The X-Files: ÒIf you put the pieces together, what Gates was really saying is that in his industry, competition would be bad,Ó whines one high-paid antitrust law conspiracy theorist. ÒYou can't even tell what would have emerged (in the industry) but for Microsoft's conduct,Ó another conspiracy doomsayer from the halls of academia opines. Putting the pieces together of Mr. GatesÕ testimony and we can see the hidden meaning of ÒTrust the evil corporation because innovation comes from monopoliesÓ? These same academics, lawyers and analysts who are bashing the evil, big corporation of Microsoft would all scoff at a fundamentalist Christian screaming about hidden messages in Marilyn Manson and Slipknot songs.

In an effort to lend the tiniest particle of credibility to these six snake oil salesmen, Wilcox claimed that Òlegal expertsÓ point to the breakup of Ma Bell in 1984 and the communications boom that followed as evidence that Mr. GatesÕ Òreasoning is flawedÓ (a phrase Wilcox sneaks into the piece as a personal attack on GatesÕ intellect). Wilcox continually repeats that Òlegal expertsÓ say that when the government broke up AT&T it increased consumer choice, spurred innovation and led to wireless technology. Uh-huh, now I have the choice of buying any cheap, plastic, Chinese-made piece of crud phone rather than the standard solid, heavy AT&T phones of the bad olÕ days. Not only that, but I have the choice of eighteen different local and 57 different long distance carriers to use on the plastic phone. Sure, thereÕs no telling what kind of price, what kind of features or the level of service I will get from those 75 different companies, but for the sake of Almighty Choice I should just shut up and deal with it. Hey, isnÕt this whole Òcommunications boomÓ great? WorldComÕs CEO stepped down today because that companyÕs profits were down 66% from last quarter. SBC, Verizon and AT&T lost a total of $4.5 billion last quarter in the diverse and wonderful Òcommunications boom.Ó

LetÕs not gloss over the idea that wireless communications took ten to fifteen years to become inexpensive and good enough for worldwide prevalence because we all know it would never have appeared were it not for the breakup of AT&TÕs monopolistic stranglehold on new technologies. Do these guys want us to believe that wireless communications have been available yet held back for years because of some monopolistic conspiracy? Sci-fi writers like Robert Heinlein envisioned wireless technologies decades before the first cell phone tower was erected, but even a die-hard libertarian like Heinlein never postulated that monopolistic AT&T had the technology and was keeping it from consumers. Arthur C. Clarke and Stanley Kubrick even predicted that Heywood Floyd would call his daughter on her birthday from the space station on a Ma Bell videophone in 2001: A Space Odyssey; howÕs that for innovation?

In what is the most stunning bit of hypocrisy IÕve seen in the tech press in a while, Wilcox and one of his six patsies agree that AppleÕs model of ÒcompetitionÓ should be what should happen to Microsoft. In an unbelievable couple of paragraphs, Wilcox and the IDC industry analyst put forth the notion that Apple Computers controls the operating system and therefore Òoffering more striking designs and software geared toward specific consumer trends.Ó Somehow, the breakup of Microsoft will mean that Dell, Gateway, HP-Compaq and any of the thousands of other PC original equipment manufacturers Òcould certainly integrate the user experience on behalf of its users in their own unique way. What would really make it Apple-like is if over time, the PC becomes its own unique thing rather than all these pieces that appear glued together as they do today in the Windows environment.Ó

No, what would make the industry more ÒApple-likeÓ is to have the hardware vendor dictate exactly what software you can put on the PC, because thatÕs EXACTLY what Apple does. Apple created the operating system, the iTunes, the iPhoto, the iDVD, the iThis and the iThat specifically for the proprietary Apple hardware. This incredibly narrow set of apps on a single hardware platform is an antitrust lawyerÕs, academicÕs and analystÕs version of competition through diversity.

In the interest of a better life, people are asked to throw away well-established standards. The better life is based on principles that academics and elites have written and studied so much that even though thereÕs empirical evidence to the contrary, the present must be destroyed for the sake of the future. We should not even question the future, because the elites and scholars know that future is always better than the present or the past.

At least, thatÕs what the elites and scholars told the people in Cuba, China, Cambodia, East Germany, RussiaÉ

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