Not everyone is attracted to the new genderfluid U.S. Army

Not everyone is attracted to the new genderfluid U.S. Army

S A T I R E A U.S. Army spokesperson admitted concern today after the recent drop in recruitment numbers, despite the unveiling of the new “America Is Racist, You Should Die For It” slogan. Col. Rip Skirtsteak said the Army will continue its push for diversity in hopes of drawing more new recruits. “It’s […]