NASA techs fear China’s female Mars rover is distracting ‘hot-blooded’ Perseverance
S A T I R E Chinese state media has confirmed they have successfully landed a beautiful female rover named Zhurong on the surface of Mars. This is causing some to raise security concerns that she may enter into a relationship with NASA’s Perseverence rover and steal American secrets. “Perseverance is just like any other hot-blooded American rover,” […]