What is God’s problem? California leaders reduced penalties for pedophiles, expected blessings
FUNNIES SACRAMENTO, CA—California is currently on fire, having also been plagued by darkness, earthquakes, and hippies. State leaders are claiming they have “no idea” why God keeps lighting them on fire, though they just voted to reduce penalties for pedophiles in the name of equality for the LGBTQ+ community. “It’s unclear here what exactly we’re being […]