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Federal agents left empty-handed following a raid on Trump’s Mar-a-Lago estate. Sources say Trump cleverly hid his cache of classified documents in plain sight by labeling them “Epstein’s Client List.”
“Hmm. Nothing to see here!” said Special Agent Cornelius Weatherdowel as he took note of the label on the suspicious-looking cache of files. “Almost thought these might be highly incriminating but I guess it’s nothing!”
“In fact, I don’t see anything. What files?”
Agents shouted that the room was clear and promptly evacuated the building.
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