S A T I R E In an address to the nation, El Presidente Biden showed off his cool new uniform covered with flashy medals and assured the nation that the U.S. is not a banana republic. “Listen, folks, this is ridiculous,” said El Presidente as machine gun fire went off in the background. “Just […]
S A T I R E According to sources, former New Jersey Governor Chris Christie will announce his candidacy for president next week. Already, several political analysts are predicting that he will eat the competition’s lunch. “Make no mistake, every Republican candidate in this race is in danger of having his or her lunch eaten […]
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S A T I R E The live-action remake of the beloved Disney film The Little Mermaid …. abandons the escapism and animation of yesteryear for gritty reality in its fairy tale story by including themes of modern race dynamics and sexual consent. According to movie experts, this kind of thing is exactly what modern audiences […]
S A T I R E A new USA Today poll has found that an overwhelming majority of Democrats are in favor of welcoming immigrants from Central and South America into other people’s neighborhoods. … “We found that 92% of liberal Americans are ‘strongly in favor’ of as many immigrants as possible moving into the […]
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S A T I R E In the days following Tucker Carlson’s unexpected ouster from Fox News, millions of calls were placed by frustrated and confused boomers to younger relatives for directions on how to change the channel. “Yes, Sam, it’s your Nana, Dear! Can you tell me what button on the clicker will change […]
S A T I R E After months of controversy, Fox News has decided to part ways with the only reason anyone watches Fox News. “Yes, we realize he delivered the most successful cable news program of all time, but we felt embarrassed by him at our Manhattan cocktail parties,” said Fox News CEO Suzanne […]
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